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This page is the transcript for SMG4: Mario Battle Royale.
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Glitchy Boy and SMG4 Intro*
Bomberman 64 Green Garden Theme Plays"
( At beginning, literally everyone in the plane)
Mario: OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! NEW SMASH GAME!
Mario: LUIGI, ARE YOU EXCITED!?
Luigi: Gee, i dunno Mario. There was a lot of fighting in the last one:(
Luigi: I hope this one is less violent...
Mario:(Idubbbz voice) What are you fucking gay?
M. Hand: Greetings everyone, thank you all for coming for the new smash brothers game.
*Mario being the only one that screams "Wooo!"*
Mario: WOOOOOOO!!!! Woooooo! wooo...
M. Hand: Some of you may have noticed the roster being a bit bigger...
*Kermit saying "I'll fuck you up"*
M. Hand: But that's because we're keeping up with the trends!
*Luigi gets a backpack and mario is confused, and he wants a backpack
Mario: What the fuck? Come here fishy fis-
A backpack then falls on top of him
Mario: OW!!!
M. Hand: So basically you're all gonna kill each other battle royale style, Okay? Okay...
*Luigi says "WHAT THE FUCK!?" While Mario is happy"
*The game then starts, and everyone jumps out of the plane.*
*Mario Looses his backpack whilst parachuting into the arena, then says "Ooooh, Fuck." and consequently starts screaming as he plummets into the arena.*
*After Mario has fallen into the arena, he is dazed from the drop. He then notices one of his legs are deformed from the drop and says "Oh no"
*As he walks around for a little bit, he is still excited for the new arena.
Mario: Oh man... fighting each other in an arena?
Mario: This is gonna be great!
*King DeDeDe Struggling not to be killed by Kirby"
M. Hand: Oh yeah, forgot to say. This island is littered with guns and crap to kill people with
M. Hand: Have fun bro!
King DeDeDe: I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS CRAZY- *trips* Oh my ass! NO! PLEASE! I DIDN'T MEAN NO HARM!
Kirby: You're dead to me... *POW POW POW*
*Kirby then proceeds to kill DeDeDe off-screen, and a killfeed then appears on top of the screen.
Mario: I'm don't wanna die, i didn't Sign up for this crap!
*The arena goes insane as Mario looks at everyone killing each other in the killfeed
Mario: Crap i need a weapon... OOO!
*Mario spots a house in the distance
*Mario slides into the house hoping to find a weapon
Mario: C'mon jesus... please let there by something!
*Mario then finds a helmet, a gun, a belt of ammo and potions
*As Mario was about to pick up the equipment, SMG4 then jumps mario with a SCAR-H
SMG4: Bitch!
Mario: God damn it, just take my clothes i don't wanna die yet:(
SMG4: What!? I don't want your clothes i want to win!
Mario: Fine, i'll be a meatshield damn it
*Tom Nook attempts to snipe the duo, but narrowly misses*
Mario: Holy shit!
Tom Nook: Shit! I missed!
SMG4: Crap dude, we're pinned. What are we gonna do!?
Mario: Don't worry dude, i got this...
Mario: Fuck-a you! *pew*
*Tom Nook then dies
SMG4: Nice shot man, I think we should work together!
SMG4: We should move out before they found our asses.
Mario: Awh man:( I don't want to walk
Mario: Let's just stay here and play monopoly :D
SMG4: There will probably be food on the way...
Mario: Let's get going!
Luigi: Oh am i glad to see you guys! Do you wanna make a team? (SMG4 and Mario look at each other and shoot; Luigi screaming and explodes)
SMG4: Oh crap! Mario get your ass over here!
SMG4: Ok... stay low and follow my lead, Mario...
Mario: Dammit! NO loot!
Toadette: it's mine! I found it first!
SMG4: Godammit... We better help her...
Mario: I Can't
Mario: Feel
Mario: My
Mario: Ass
Mario: Well? Where's Mario's thank you?
SMG4: For what!? Almost getting us killed?!
Mario: No silly! I scored us some cool loot! :D
SMG4: We're screwed.
Mario: Uh... Why are they coming towards us? ...
SMG4: YOU IDIOT THEY'RE HEAT SEEKING MISSILES!
Mario: Oh, You got Mario confused?
- Kaboom*
Bowser: Yeah boi, haha, what you gonna do *screams*
DED!
M. Hand: Oh yeah, you don't want to touch this forcefield! You better move yo ass!
SMG4: Let's go you idiot!!!!
Mario:This is a lots of fun!
Kermit The Frog:Guess where its goin!
Link: Gonna straight for your butt u froggy ass bitch
Kermit The Frog:Come at me I'll f*cking destroy u
Link:U want a f*cking go kart?
*Link and Kermit scream as they DIE*
Yoshi:Nonsense
Mario:AAAAAAWWWWWW NOOOO
Mario:YIPPEE! HAHA!
Mario:TYSM!
Yoshi:Give me some f*cking water
Mario:OKIE DOKIE!
*Mario humming while throwing Yoshi into water*
Mario:Lets a go!
Yoshi:HAHAHAHOOOOO!
Yoshi:AH SHI!
DED
Toadsworth:I cannot wait to eat this-OH GOD THAT IS A MISSILE
Shroomy: Woohoo! Oh Boy! Can't wait to get my World Domination Badge!
Shroomy: What was that?
Mario: Oh Mama... Mia! I can't go on, my fat is burning...
Bob: Out of the way bitches i spotted that car first.
Bob: Hell Yeah! Hell Yeah!
Fishy Boopkins: Oh sorry guys.
Bob: Hahahahahahahaha!
Mario: GIVE ME BACK MY CAR!
Saiko: Hey!....
Saiko: You boys ready to die?...
Saiko: DON'T THINK I FORGOT WHAT YOU BOYS DID!
Fishy Boopkins: Oh Bob! I think you and i are gonna win! Yaaay!
Bob: There can only be one.
- Bob kicks Boopkins out of the car*
Fishy Boopkins: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Fishy Boopkins: Oh No!
Bob: LOL Get Recked bitches Bob can be the only winner of this game!
the car crashes into toad's robot*
Bob: The fuck is this?
Fishy Boopkins: Ahhh! Somebody help me!!!
Fishy Boopkins: I haven't watched all my anime yet! I don't wanna die!
Fishy Boopkins: Ahhh! This is it!
Fishy Boopkins: This is it. Can't hold on much longer!
*Saiko grabs Boopkins*
Fishy Boopkins: Ahhhhhhh! What? Saiko?
Saiko: What? I'm only saving you so i can kick your ass later...
Mario: Oh, That's-a-so-nice!
- Mario kicks Saiko off the cliff, causing her and Boopkins to fall to their deaths*
Fishy Boopkins: MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
FM: Take him! Not Me!!!
SMG4: Ah Crap! How did the forcefield already catch up with us?!
M. Hand: Things are getting intense! There seems to be not many contestants left...
M. Hand: and the forcefield is closing in fast!
SMG4: Nooo! We're blocked! ...Umm, Mario can you stand still for a second?
Mario: Wah?! HEY!!! What about Mario!?
*Smg4 looks around to see how many more contestants there are, which is no more, and tells Mario he's screwed.*
Smg4: You're screwed, yeah you're totally screwed,
*As Smg4 is mocking him, Mario gets angry, and he remembers the hammer he collected from Yoshi, and then proceeds to knock the fence.*
M. Hand: And FINISH! Alright Folks, Games over. See this flag I stole it from Game and Watch's corpse? it means over.
M. Hand: And the winner is...
M. Hand: woohoo. Winner Winner, here's some chicken dinner as your prize, i think that's what these battle royales do at the end.
Mario: You made me murder all my friends and family..... for some chicken dinner?.....
M. Hand: Hooray, we all had fun. Yeah? Great. Ok, who's ready for another round? *snaps fingers*
*Everyone gets teleports to the arena, angered*
Mario: Oooh
